I lived in Detroit for 40+ years. Canada was just a suburb where we could drink beer legally before turning 21.
And in Virginny for nearly a decade now. That makes you like 50!! Disgusting, a 50+ year old man looking for where the beer and hookers are in Buffalo. You're gross, you yucky old pervy man. If I was a hooker in Buffalo, I would stay home that week.
I'd get corporate to spring for a few hours at Pharohs then finish the evening at the Body Shop, both traditional places. Hey, you asked.
Looking for beer. Never looked for a hooker, or been a fan of strip clubs. I am waaaay too classy for that. Plus, I like my money, what little I have.
Get outta' the gutter, bro. Go for the best steaks in town then the best nightcaps at the other place. And get corporate to spring for it all as travel expense. Nobody is forcing you to participate in the extracurricular activitys in the other room.
That's what I was thinking too. Sounds like he's a VIP member at some of these 'clubs'. Me, nah. I like women enough, just don't want to pay to look at some. Especially when I know they'd rather be someplace, anyplace, else, instead of dancing for some horny old guys from Tennessee, or wherever.
Or wherever, indeed. I saw a naked lady in person once. Actually, today. Pretty much every day, in fact. And frankly, I already pay WAYYY enough to see that one. Ain't no way I'm paying more to see another.
And there you have it. You miss the point that these joints make enough jack to pay for the better chefs and bartenders in the area, similar to casinos.
It's your loss if you don't look for where the food is great. Keep eating at Burger King if that cranks your tractor.
Look, I'm not judging. Some folks like to go to strip clubs, fine. You are family here, you don't have to use that "I just buy Playboy for the articles" line, man. I think women are pretty too, it's all good.
He doesn't have a tractor.....or a crank for that matter. Thing is, I won't eat at a place where humans prance around nude. Humans I don't know, that is. Don't need to find no springy jobs in my ham sandwich.
They are a bit above having to worry about what's got in your grub if you don't choose a table right under the stage. Hence the reference to eating in the restaurant portion, not the room with the nude acrobats.
Acrobat's, Hmm, happily married to the girl that I met 50 yrs ago but there is always a way to spice it up and still be true to the half century mark. She was 12, I was 13 when we met and I told her then that I was going to marry her, only took 35 yrs to get it done.
I suspect I should be the one shocked. A conservative from Detroit who should be extriemely worldly ? Wonders never cease ! Maybe we have slightly differing definitions of worldly. Ok, you can search for great places to eat your way, I'll use my method and not complain. Billy will make sure you get good beer and grub while in his territory, I am sure of that.
Sounds kinda' familiar Skip. First met my wife back in 1970 but it took until eighteen years ago to convince her to stick around. Neither of us are looking for greener pastures. I'll let you guess which one is Elvira as Dad calls my wife.