Taco Bell Resort

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  1. RANCHEROROB

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    At $169 a night, I'll be wanting all the Taco Hut I can down, and I'd better come away with a bed pillow and pool floaty at no extra charge.
     
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    I wonder how quickly those hot sauce pillows will start showing up on Fleabay.
     
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    I feel sorry for the toilets there.
     
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    ...and the people that clean them.
     
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    I hear the Bed sheets are The color of the Taco Sauce..
     
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    You are assuming a lot there.
     
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    How about a White Castle Resort next? There's a place that would smell oh-so good.
     
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    Palm Springs? Hey, that's not too far away from Ridgecrest! Maybe I need to scope it out! But probably not.

    Joseph
     
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    That is an amazing smell, what with the onions and all.
     
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    It's the same going out as it is going in, too.
     
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    For you, maybe.
     
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    I can't find any video, but comedian George Wallace talked about Taco Bell, by saying "Run for the border? You can't run that fast...you might as well take it, turn around, and throw it in the toilet."
     
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    Cut out the middle man, is what I call it.
     
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    That's what his joke was getting at. I'm so bummed I couldn't find it.
     

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