Joke of the Day

Unsafe is when you wearily trip over its threshold.

 

Anyway…..
My Grandma discovered an online knitting forum. She was upset the other day because she apparently used the *wrong thread* and the Mods banned her.

 

That just left me in stitches.

 

Sew what? You can patch yourself up.

 

Thats an incredible Yarn...

 

The cookie monster strikes again.

 

That just left me yawrning.

 

Aw, quit needling him already.

 

Speaking of rancheros, I've bought three in my life, guess the joke is on me.

 

I have two, but I've Never bought one.......

 

You have my never ending respect for your wisdom. Hobbies are a great thing to have.

 

Needling noodling what's the difference besides one you get pricked and the other you come up with a monster catfish.

 

There's a difference between 'noodling' and 'canoodling....'

 

I have one, had another one, but I never bought either. The first one brought me a sum total of $1800 after getting totalled out, then sold very cheaply; Babe has cost me about the same amount to this point. So I figure my ownership is a zero-sum proposition, at this point.

 

I think I've invested but one dollar. Unfortunately, that one is followed by sum zeroes, too!

Joseph

 

Why do hillbillies (not our favorite member, mind you...) love Halloween?










Because they're legally allowed to pumpkin.

 

That's gross, and who's to say.

 

Gross, but funny (in a sick sense of the word "funny").

Joseph

 

Inbred pump-kins ain't funny y'all.