ccain
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May 29, 1969 (Age: 51)
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ccain

In Third Gear, Male, 51, from SoCal

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Happy New Year!!! 2016 can suck it! :D Dec 31, 2016

ccain was last seen:
Jan 19, 2017
    1. ccain
      ccain
      Happy New Year!!! 2016 can suck it! :D
    2. ccain
      ccain
      It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol.
    3. ccain
      ccain
      Based on the tv shows I grew up watching, I feel like I should've had amnesia at least once by now.
    4. ccain
      ccain
      Frankly autocorrect, I'm getting tired of your shirt.
    5. ccain
      ccain
      I want to open a two dollar store for people who enjoy the finer things.
    6. ccain
      ccain
      At the age I'm at now, I'm actually quite surprised I haven't been stabbed more often.
    7. ccain
      ccain
      I'll never forget what my dad said when I gave him a picture I drew and asked him to put it on the refrigerator: "You're 22."
    8. ccain
      ccain
      I want to meet the corporate manager of Wal-Mart who said: "Our customers are really smart, let's do self checkout".
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    9. ccain
      ccain
      Top stock tip: California and two other states legalized marijuana. Invest in Doritos and Taco Bell!!! :D
    10. ccain
      ccain
      Election Day is ONLY tolerable with a fair amount of orange juice and vodka! :D
    11. ccain
      ccain
      Why the hell am I hearing Jingle Bells in Nov? I would support legislation that makes it illegal to promote Christmas prior to Dec. 20th. :D
    12. ccain
      ccain
      Its 1:30am and I'm going to bed. Damn, I must be getting old because at this hour on a Saturday nite I'm usually just getting warmed up. :D
    13. ccain
      ccain
      I want to open a fudge shop and call it Around the Corner. :D
    14. ccain
      ccain
      78 degrees in SoCal, setting outside the pub, having a Guinness with the wife after a nice bike ride. It don't get better than this. ;)
    15. ccain
      ccain
      This delicious hot bacon I'm eating just burnt my mouth really bad... Why is it always the ones you love that hurt you the most?
    16. ccain
      ccain
      I hate when I'm just in for an oil change and the mechanic tries to hustle me with irrelevant questions like "hey who's that in the trunk?”
    17. ccain
      ccain
      At what age do you think is appropriate to tell your dog he's adopted?
    18. ccain
      ccain
      When the chips are down, you can always count on me. I love chips.
    19. ccain
      ccain
      Im not one to brag but People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses. :D
    20. ccain
      ccain
      I'd love to someday travel to Italy. Just imagine how good the Olive Gardens there must be.
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    May 29, 1969 (Age: 51)
    Location:
    SoCal

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