Get off that high horse, princess. Really, I’ll bet a long dollar someone unusually clear-headed knows something.
At the shithole company I used to work for, I'd tell customers that complained that we always aimed to please, but more often than not completely missed the target.
You wouldn't get it anyway so quit teasing. Besides, the truck Mo. has up for grabs would certainly provide more iron for your soil when it rusts away than a 'chero. And as you noted, wrong color, wrong badges, and you couldn't do without A/C 7 months out of the year.