And he's awesome at it. Reminds me of a joke- How come you never see rhinoceros' hiding in trees? Because they're so awesome at it.
No, that would be a completely different answer. Unless by 'salad bar' you meant 'all-you-can-eat-buffet', and by 'never' you meant 'always'.
FAT! great cook for a wife and I love food in fact Sean I was just at a salad bar yesterday... and yes John it was at the local HomeTown Buffet was getting my weekly Bacon fix with my Brother. We usally have breakfast there on the weekends
As long as he's still able to waddle his fat ass out to his Frankenchero and plop down into the crushed driver seat, he's aces in my eyes. Hey, who gets him out of there? A cherry picker?