Another red one

This one is about 45 minutes south of me. First time I've seen it for sale.
71 Ranchero

 

MUCH better, a lot closer on price, better looking all around, love the grill. Go for it Denny. Shed the Cyclone to make room for it.

 

Sorry, but my garage is already full, and the Air Force is moving my son to Germany soon so I'll be storing his 64 El Camino for a couple of years too. I was thinking this 71 would be perfect for you. I've heard that those 460 engines get great gas mileage.

 

Not concerned with gas mileage. Am concerned with purchase price. So get rid of the Cyclone already, make room.

 

damn if I didnt already have the rock.... that thing is nice...and the price looks in the reasonable area....

 

I agree. I'll bet a $5,000 bill would buy it quick. Anyone but FF who is in the market for a Ranchero would jump on it. He could even drive over to pick it up and be back home the same day.

 

Kidding aside, I agree. It's a nice looking one, from the ad at least. May even think about $3k on that one. Let me know what he says Denny.

 

I'm not gonna call the seller but I'm reading his mind right now. He's thinking "money talks". There was something else but I couldn't quite make it out.

 

Had to do with me talking a bit too quietly, I would guess.

 

Looks like we have a buyer!! Denny, let him know Dennis wants it, at $5000.

 

Sold! to the man with the Southern accented keyboard!

 

It has no 'E' key, among other things.

 

Ain't it th' truth. ~~Ya dun good boy!!~~

 

The 'O' and 'U' keys are interchangeable, as well. Rosetta Stone tried to make a ‘Learn Redneck’, DVD, but it was too complicated. Their server kept crashing.

 

But beefcake did warn us ahead of time. Too bad it was all deleted.

 

Speaking of....anyone see Carl lately? I'm starting to worry, just a teensie little bit.

 

No. I did send him a PM yesterday but, nothing. And in ninja mode we can't tell what he's been up to.

 

I can usually tell when he's watching what's going on here, in stealth mode, because I get this feeling in the pit of my stomach, sorta like I have to take a big crap, knowing nothing would come out if I tried. You know what I mean?

That Ranchero is pretty sweet, by the way. You really should look into it some more.

 

I get this feeling that I'm surrounded by pork rinds, bacon grease, and flour tortillas. It's a fleeting moment but it's enough to really creep you out. Like being awakened by a truck horn blowing past you as you're parked on the side of the highway sleeping on the package tray.

460, great shape, parade car, close to me, reasonable price, cool hood, scoop, I tell you. You know I ain't gonna do it though, Besides, As Is already claimed it.