Discussion in 'Lounge' started by beerbelly, Mar 12, 2020.
In case your store runs out of TP:
"Polishes your golf shoes, and your bung!"
Unless the water gets turned off, I'll just shower after dumping. Not that it'll come to that because my wife bought a monster pack of TP at Costco before the sheet hit the fan, not even knowing the sheet would hit the fan.
Sooooo...this may explain volumes.
Looking like Idaho will have to Re-Populate the Earth..
Relying on politicians to provide medical advice is like relying on virgins to provide sex advice.
Got to get me some TP, before its all gone,, Or start saving Corn Cobs..
Damn! No more Sears catalogs!
Remember, two reds then a white. Damn ! I'd hate to have to go back to that routine.
I have used leaves while camping in Canada. I ain't scared, and I have plenty of leaves around here.
Leaflets three, let it be..
Why I'm so clean?
Tuffin Up Buttercups.. "The News Paper" works, Hell it isn't worth reading!!!!!!!!
Get a bidet attachment, and wash away your troubles.
plugs up the septic and cesspool
In a pinch, a garden hose works. Some advice, spray down in the afternoon, after the hose has sat in the sun for a few. Less chilly.
OK, so most of you people are astonishingly old... me personally I don't care about this dumb virus. But how do you high riskers feel about it? Worried?
Yeah, no joke i'm worried. Not so much for myself but for the family that includes young kids.
The area I live in is probably 75% foreigners mostly mexicans but plenty of Asians, Iranians and 7-Eleven Indians live around me.
I stopped going out to eat and plan to skip the 40% off sale at Pick Your Part this weekend (a first for me)
I have plenty of Ammo to ride out the epidemic..
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