Great idea, actually. Like those 'Largest Ball of Twine' type attractions. People can stop in as they cruise the country in their cars, vans or motorcycles.
As he has already made a killing on the internet with this site, and his auto parts business practically runs itself, it would be a good way to expand his empire.
The Elvis is Alive museum used to be like 3 miles from my house, but it was sold and the building is now a missionary. Across the street is a dilapidated Big Boy restaurant, closed for years. The closest to me to anything remotely sensational was a headless torso found at the rest stop right down the road from the museum a few years ago. In other words, I think he could do very well with that idea.
The best roadside attraction in the world would have to be the one located on I-70 near the Kansas-Colorado border. You know....the one with the billboards that boast "the world's largest prairie dog" . Either that, or Wall Drug in South Dakota. By the time I finally arrived there, I couldn't wait for some free ice water!
Wrong, and wronger. MM is certainly not a roadside attraction. Call him that to his fiberglass face and unleash the fury. I dare you.
Sorry to burst you bubble but he is a stupid hunk wood and fiberglass...I would say you are the one with the perverse fantasy...not that Sean dose not have some too..
Keep egging him on. I've driven past his roadside stand at 3 AM several times over the years and he's been gone, no doubt exacting his revenge for some off-hand remarks made earlier. I certainly don't want to be the one he's unleashing the fury on, but you can do whatever you want.
Assuming MM can run 200+ mph, it would take him at least 8 hours to do the round trip from Foristell to Central VA. And that is assuming I don’t put up a fight, which I would; and he doesn’t get lost in the mountains of WV, which he would (he ain’t none too bright, living out there near St. Louis his whole life and all). I ain’t scared. Bring it, Muffler Man!!!
