I get it now! I'M the curse! I always thought of Sean as the curse, and I was the cure. But if the 'curse' had shed this site of some real morons, and maintained order and decorum, then I'm happy to oblige. But I think Sean should be able to be some of the curse. Denny too, but he's dead. Ribald, want to be part of the curse? Any other takers?
Unnamed? We need to fix that. OK, there's Frick, Frack, and then we need another "F"--"ck" name. Any ideas?
'A' and 'I' are taken, so how about 'E', 'O', 'U' or sometimes 'Y'? Freck, Frock, Fruck, or Fryck? I think he's more a Fruck.