CrownVic help

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  1. ForistellFord

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    I know they'll be deleted but you posted this like 10 times, funny.

    I remember Slick 50 when it first came out, yeah. I remember it was stupid expensive too. And, I remember that my Dad put it in our 78 Buick station and the motor seized within 1000 miles. Never knew if that was partly to blame but it was definitely suspicious. I liked that wagon. Blue, moon roof, full power. Being poor, it was a luxury car to us. We were driving home from a fishing trip when the motor seized, threw a rod. We popped the hood and there was actually a small fire from the oil hitting the exhaust. All we had to extinguish the flames was a minnow bucket. It worked, but the poor minnows probably didn't care for our creative thinking too much. Fried 'em up right quick.
     
  2. TestDummy

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    I should have typed, 'not viscous enough', because obviously 90W is more viscous than Slick 50,......or is it? Who cares. What a dumb thread.
     
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    Stick to electricity old man. You obviously know nothing about bionic,...um, lady parts. The self lubricating,...you know, didn't come out until 2001.
     
  4. ForistellFord

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    Ah, it was dumb until HB came along and graced it with crazy tales of Bigfoot, stealth bombers, aliens, and supersonic big rigs! Then along comes Denny and dumbs it down again. Ugh.
     
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    Elton John and Ellen DeGeneres didn't "come out" until they were well into their careers either, but that doesn't men they didn't exist.
     
  6. ForistellFord

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    And the "Post that Makes the Most Sense of the Day" award goes to...
     
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    Was his post in reference to hypersonic semi trucks driven by Sasquatch, or self lubricating,..you know?
     
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    Well, the authorities will tell you that there are no alligators, panthers or manatees in Tennessee, but I've seen a panther, a manatee was found dead in the Mississippi River at Memphis, and an alligator was killed in a swamp about 20 miles from here just a few years ago. If Hillbilly says that Sasquatch drives a 180 mph semi I'll take his word for it. I saw the King Cobra in person and lots of people will tell you those don't exist either.;)
     
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    I've seen pictures of the King Cobra, and seen shows about it on TV. Big difference, Mr. Gullible.
     
  10. ForistellFord

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    We never said HB was lying, we just said he was making stuff up that wasn't true.
     
  11. ribald1

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    Sean didn't 'come out' about his feelings for Arnold the pig until just recently.:p
     
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    :rolleyes: And, back on topic......

    I think the word 'fib' applies here. Nothing said was meant to harm anyone. It was a great story; one that needed to be moved from the non-fiction section of the ol' library, is all. Big deal, I say. Bigfoot,....rocket semi's,.... $30,000 offers for Ranchero's,... I only had 26 Coors tonight! If we were to condemn every fib or exaggeration here, there would only be a few members remaining. And to be honest, FF and I would be bored to death without all ya'all.
     
  13. Denny

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    I said I would believe Hillbilly if he said Sasquatch drives a 180 mph semi. I never said I believed someone offered $30k for a Ranchero. That's just crazy talk!
     
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    Would you believe.......Sasquatch offered $30K for a Ranchero, dressed in chaps, wearing a propeller beanie cap?
     
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    So what I saw in Sanfagdisco was Sasquatch?:eek:
     
  16. TestDummy

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    That's where he moved, after being searched for all over the northeast.
     
  17. ribald1

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    Wise choice.
    If a Chupacabra donned some hipster clothes and carried an I-phone in SF it would be indistinguishable from the locals. Sasquatch would fit right in with the 'bear' community in the Castro.
     
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    No. Sasquatch is a legend, not an idiot.
     
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  20. ForistellFord

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    Ah yes, the good old Charger patrol car. MO, and even Foristell, use them also. And guess what? They actually exist!!!

    Side note, it's pretty funny what CHP considers a 'cool' cop car, no? Ponch and John must be laffin their butts off.
     

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