CrownVic help

Man, you know Bigfoot happened. Absolutely. And as stated, if those trucks exist, Bigfoot is behind the wheel.

 

Is this thread completely ruined yet?

google "bigfoot sword of the earthman"

BF is now on Mars.

 

What''s he driving?

 

It's not ruined until ribald calls someone racist and Carl locks it. Martian Bigfoot doesn't even come close to getting the old Master Lock out.

 

A rover, what else is up there?

 

Ha, you really think BF would fit in a rover? Get real.

To Hillbilly.....

 

Not in it, on it, there is no 'inside', haven't you seen it?
It is 9' long and 7' wide. A 6 wheeled ATV.

 

Again, you don't know Bigfoot. He doesn't ride 'on' things. Would someone else please explain?

 

Now you are being silly!
How do you know what he is doing on Mars?
He had to ride something to get there didn't he?
The Bionic Woman threw him quite a distance, but it wasn't all the way to mars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-mqn8kX2e0

 

She was HOT. I was too young to realize it at the time, I guess. I wasn't too young to wonder why everything was in slow motion, though; even when being watched on a security monitor. I wonder if she had a 'bionic' 'you know'?

 

I imagine not, people on TV didn't have sex back then.
The Adams Family had the most risqué action at the time.
She was hot, but Sally Field topped the list for me back then.

 

I was too young to to really notice those girls. I really started noticing TV ladies during the reruns of Gilligan's Island (Mary Ann and Mrs. Howell); The Brady Bunch (Marsha and Alice); Green Acres (Eva Gabor and Arnold the Pig); etc. But now, I can't get the thought of a bionic 'you know' out of my head. It is sort of intriguing, admit it. Anyway, why has this thread been allowed to go this long? It's become one of the great ones, of all time, whatever it was about.

 

Now that you have brought Arnold into your fantasy ladies list, this thread has to live on!

 

I'm sure you remember that the Bionic Woman was a spinoff of the Six Million Dollar Man (which sounds like a bargain now). In every man's imagination back at that time, of course the Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman would get together for.......well, you know. That explains the development of a super-lubricant product known as "Slick 50" that came on the market about that time.

 

You know, this thread was pretty credible until you posted that. Thanks killjoy.

 

Everyone that graduated from kindergarten knows Slick 50 would never work in that application it’s too viscous. Next time you fill your rear-end with synthetic 90W (gawd! Not like that you freak!!), you can thank NASA and Steve Austin. That’s the only lube certified for use in bionic…..you-know-whats.

 

The Bionic Woman was pretty high tech.
I bet she was self lubricating.

 

I doubt that most people who consider getting out of kindergarten as their "graduation" would even know what Slick 50 is. Go ahead, ask FF.

 

This was a good post. Not '6-times' good, but good nontheless.

 

Sorry. My computer got hung wile I was trying to look up the definition of "viscous".