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  1. TestDummy

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    Post a headline you see that is either funny, ridiculous, awesome, or all three. No politics though. That's already ridiculous enough.

    I saw this one just now. Don't even need to read the article.

    Man accused of drunkenly strolling down a road in Maine wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a clown mask and brandishing a machete taped to his amputated arm has been arrested.
     
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    Army vehicle disappears..
    An Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage paint.
     
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    Does this mean that we are back to the joke of the day. Not to get off topic.
     
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    Dudes, all you need is Fark, www.fark.com, and if you pay to be a total Farker (or Farkette if you're a female), you get ten times the funny/weird/WTF headlines.
     
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    Sounds like Charlottesville on a Saturday night.
     
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    Maybe. From the Foristell Gazette last weekend.....

    Naked Man Runs At Cop After Mutilating Genitals

    Does it still hurt?
     
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    OH, you two, all the cop had to do was keep backing up till he blead out & headed for the nearest MO restaurant to pawn them off as Rocky Mountain Oysters. You know, save the Cop and feed the trucker's.
     
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    From Buffalo, NY (where the owner of this fine site resides,....Mmmmm, it was a Ford).........

    Sheriff: Man impaired by drugs caught driving car with no doors, axe in roof
     
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    Incorrect. All of them are. They are politicians, after all.
     
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