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  1. ForistellFord

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    Thought it was a twerking cam for a sec. Slippery slope, that. Just like yoga pants. Some are a joy to see, some are, well, less than a joy to see.
     
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    Since I live here, I know exactly where that is. Interstate 5 is above the top right; go underneath and the Union Gospel Mission is on the other side, directly next to the freeway. It's closed in the morning, ostensibly for cleaning, but usually to get the tweakers out of the building.
     
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    Who knew that tweaker zombies were so into sweeping and folding....
     
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    The bean counters must've been peeing themselves while laughing about that.
     
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    From what I've been told, those who get to do the services have to be clean and sober. The incentive is that they get first choice of the bunks.
     
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    Because of diabetes medication, I've had the unfortunate happenstance of what I call the 'loose meat sandwich.' Metformin is to remove excess glucose from the bloodstream; it has the massively unfortunate side effect of "greasing the skids." But a bunch of tainted food will do it also.
     
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    Patrons at the venue who were sitting near the stage were the most directly affected by the incident, which occurred close to 11pm. According to a witness at the venue, three dancers were performing on separate poles when the first sign of trouble emerged.

    “At first I picked up a bad smell; I thought maybe the guy next to me had farted,” said the witness, who declined to be named. “However, the smell got worse and I noticed that a lot of other guys were looking around to see what it was.”

    It was at this point that the first dancer to suffer from diarrhea was unable to control her bowels any longer, and ‘a stream of brown liquid soon gushed over the stage splashing onlookers’, according to the witness. “It was absolutely disgusting,” he told journalists. “A number of guests immediately puked. I personally ran for the exit, I lost all interest in the show.”

    The other dancers on stage also suffered from diarrhea soon after and were forced to abandon their performance. “They had a hard time getting off the stage,” said one witness, who stayed to watch the aftermath of the incident. “High heels and diarrhea really don’t mix.”
     
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    I read this while eating a breakfast of sausage and eggs, sorry but I just couldn't put a " like" on this one.
     
  15. handy_andy_cv64

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    Jonathan Livingston Seagull's pissed about something...the guy's lucky his day didn't turn into a Hitchcock film.
     
  16. ForistellFord

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    It sorta did...
     
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  17. 1965 Ranchero 66G

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    Yeah, on the low budget side, only one nearsighted bird.
     
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    It would be my personal Hitch-cock (pardon the pun) if a seagull separated me from some of my manhood, tell you what.
     
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  19. 1965 Ranchero 66G

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    More likely be a stitchcock flick for cable.
     
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  20. 1965 Ranchero 66G

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    Sean's going to get pissy again, we're off topic on his thread. Lol
     
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