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  1. handy_andy_cv64

    handy_andy_cv64 In Maximum Overdrive SILVER MEMBER

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    They should freeze these idiots' tongues to Caster oil-flavored ice cream, dipped in liquid nitrogen first.
     
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    That guy bought his and never intended it to be what that fur-bearing lady did. He just did it to be a funny copycat looking video, although it was not all that humorous.
     
  3. TestDummy

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    I upped this stupid game to a new, untouchable, level, and dropped a deuce in a carton of Blue Bunny ice cream at Kroger. The person who buys it will wonder when they started putting corn in Rocky Road, hopefully after they wonder why it tastes like s#!t.
     
  4. ForistellFord

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    Blue Bunny? I doubt anyone will notice.
     
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  7. ForistellFord

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    Look who's so quick to defend his precious Florida!! Well, just search Google-Fu for "Florida man" and see who's more righter.
     
  8. ForistellFord

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  9. TestDummy

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    Who is defending Florida? Homer called it America's Wang, and for good reason.
     
  10. Basstrix

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    Never heard a dip of skoal referred to as a lipper...must be a florida man thing...

    Are the air bags THAT big in a Ferrari or is that some sort of flotation device used to retrieve the car from the ocean?

    OK...end of Feb is as far as I could make it....at least they had one day of peace on the 24th.
     
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  11. handy_andy_cv64

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    Hey! You stole my line!
     
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  13. ForistellFord

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    I applaud her ingenuity. Heck, it did keep the pool from blowing off the roof, after all.
     
  14. handy_andy_cv64

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    I rode in the trunk of a car to keep the lawnmower from popping out. I was nine and we went upwards of 35 MPH, but Dad was really careful in turns.
     
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    Good thing he didn't have a Painful Accidental Discharge..
     
  17. 72GTVA

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    SHE couldn't keep her gun on her pants - so she set it down beside her and forgot about it.

    Begs the question - unisex restroom or she/he/ze/it was pickin' the one most closely identified with she/he/ze/it or... (insert your answer here).

    Disclaimer: The last question posed is solely for the entertainment purposes of our audience and has no true bearing, real or imagined, on any political/social trend ever imagined or triggered.
     
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  18. 1965 Ranchero 66G

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    To bad a disclaimer is needed to tell the truth. PC is well on the way to the ruination of this great country. If you speak the truth you are not lying, if you can't handle the truth go back to your mommas basement. JMO, Skip
     
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