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    My post will be redone and reappear soon. I missed one word.....
     
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    If these someday become sentient, we're going to be in real trouble:

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    My mistake was taking a screenshot but not cleaning it up, which I normally don't do. The words at the top were of the OP on FB who had posted them.
     
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    Been there, done that...

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    This is pretty funny;
     
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    OMG
    I am still laughing!!!
     
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    A Baptist preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .


    After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which

    was brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a similar drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

    "Me too, I didn't know we had that choice."
     
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    Dad would've agreed with that.
     
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    I like that.
     
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  14. Dan the ranchero man

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    I think I will go work on being smarter now!
     
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    The Saturday Night Joke

    I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.


    “Take the high road,” I thought to myself So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.


    The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.


    When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.

    Now she has to go back to the end of the line start all over.

    Don't honk your horn at old people.
     
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    Oh, so right. And funny too.
     
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    A 5-year old girl went to visit her grandmother. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked:

    "Grandma
    , how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

    Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. "The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend.

    " Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little girl heard the doorbell ring so she hurried to open the front door. When she opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister.

    The minister said: "Hello young lady. Is your grandma home?" The little girl replied: "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
     
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    I did that back in January, without spinning out...just spinning my tires....
     

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