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    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
    She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand...
    Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
    She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided
    to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
    He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching..
    For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
    Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,
    "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
    You should go into town and kick up your heels."
    The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
    One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
    Two o'clock and no hired hand.
    Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the
    rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
    She quietly called him over to her..
    "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
    Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."
    He did as she asked, ever so slowly..
    "Now take off my socks."
    He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
    "Now take off my skirt."
    He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
    "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
    Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
     
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    Ha, Ha ! Facing the new electric reality in California.
     
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    I wonder how long that'll last in a parking lot?
     
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    From the picture looks like they got it all locked on with cable locks, but then those might just be to lock the gas cans on.
     
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    So what was the video content?
     
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    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially two shiny, silver walls in the hotel lobby that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this father?"

    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an older lady, limping slightly with a cane, slowly walks up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

    The walls opened and the lady walks between them and into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched, small circles of light with numbers above the wall light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

    The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out.

    The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."
     
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