Funny

Think you've got it bad? I bought my wife TWO MG's - I apparently wasn't bright enough to stop at one
She did happen to mention my 64 Sprint, my 67 Ranchero, my 95 Flareside, etc.
Yes, I am screwed.
But then again, I AM a Polock

 

I just read that from a letter from Jimmy Buffet's widow.

 

It's missing the slide switches, nixies and those NASA/military pushbuttons you find in MOCR or on a Naval missile system.

 

The younger women (Under 40?) have the newer version with the slide switches, etc .

 

Multiple touch screens, LED-illuminated buttons and lights (and most illuminate RED) and vibrates when triggered.

 

So, four titans of the beer industry are at a restaurant in London, having lunch.

The CEO of AB InBev orders a Budweiser with his lunch.

The CEO of Heineken orders a Heineken with his lunch.

The CEO of Carlsberg orders a Carlsberg with his lunch.

And the CEO of Guinness orders a Fanta soda with his lunch.

The other three CEOs take notice, and ask why he had ordered a soft drink with his lunch.
"Well," he replied, "I saw that none of you were having beer with your lunches, so I also decided not to have one.

 

Aaron Rodgers was only in for four plays.
That's three more than President Lincoln.