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  1. RANCHEROROB

    RANCHEROROB In Maximum Overdrive GOLD MEMBER

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    That's Me except for the big hair, My dad would not allow it. :cool:
     
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    Lincolnut In Fourth Gear

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    Mine either BUT it was to damn hot for that much hair anyway...........................lol
     
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    I won a spelling bee contest once,
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    Ask Rufus
     
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    Prices dropping as promised by the President IMG_20250809_083410.jpg
     
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  18. uk ranchero

    uk ranchero In Third Gear

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    yes spin it as fast as you could then lay down on it with your head out as far as you could. don't ever remember anyone falling off. they are all gone now
     
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    Here`s One >>>

    An aging socialite is concerned that she is losing her youthful appearance and so she decides to go see the top cosmetic surgeon in New York for a consultation. She makes the appointment, arrives at the swanky offices and is escorted to an elegant consultation room. The doctor enters, introduces himself and she expresses her concerns about her rapidly diminishing youthful appearance. He examines her face and says, Well, you seem to be a perfect candidate for our most radical new procedure. A small control knob is installed under your hair at the back of your neck. When you sense that your face isn’t quite as youthful and smooth as you would like, you simply twist the knob and your face and neck will be immediately lifted, giving you back the youthful look you are after. She quickly agrees and the surgery is scheduled and done.

    She is thrilled with the results and just as the doctor had promised, as her face aged, she would twist the knob and she would be instantly look young again. This goes on for several years and the results are always the same. She couldn’t be happier with her decision. Then one morning she gets out of bed and notices two huge unattractive bags that have developed. One under each eye. She is horrified and immediately calls her doctor. He wastes no time and has her come into his offices immediately. She arrives and is quickly escorted back to the consultation room. The doctor arrives and after a quick assessment says: “I am sorry to tell you but those are not bags. Those are your breasts”. She sighs and says, “I was afraid you were going to say that. Well, that explains the Goatee”.
     
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