Heard a funny golf joke. - An old man comes on the course and stands next to a pro practicing his shots. The old fellow says "I bet you $100.00 I can beat you at this". The pro says, "You really mean that"? The old fellow says, "Yes all you have to do is give me is 2 Gotchas". So the pro humors him and says OK, let's do it. So as the pro was about to T off, the old guy reaches under the pro's legs and grabs his privates, saying GOTCHA". The next thing you see is the pro paying the old guy $100.00. His friend asked him why he gave up and paid him. The pro said, "Can you imagine playing 18 holes waiting for the second GOTCHA?
The Diagnosis A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard. "What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 61 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?" The younger doctor continued writing, and without looking up and said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
