If my Ranchero had a pet Ranchero, this might be it......

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cto/d/micro-truck-1987-suzuki/6377960559.html

 

Switch it to rear wheel drive, toss an aluminum 6 in it, and it would be a fun little car.
Not for $8500, though.

 

Is it housebroken?

 

The Subaru Brat would be the Ranchero's pet, and this would be the Brat's pet

 

And where would that put the Smart car in this chain, the unwanted stepchild.

 

Wouldn't the Brat be the Ranchero's kid?

 

If the Brat came from a Rancherofamily I would demand a paternity test, someone was being naughty.

 

^ thats precisely what I mean

 

And if the spare tire grows to full term , wouldn't that be a Chihuahuachero.

 

That little thing only has one crumple zone...

 

Does the one crumple zone include the driver's carcass?

 

Likely

 

Maybe the Ranchero got a mail order Daihatsu mini truck after serving overseas.

 

Daihatsu makes trucks?

 

I don't know if they still do, but they did when the Brat was around and sent them here. At least into the early 80's.

 

Wow. I didn't know that. I thought they only made the little throw away cars.

 

You probably never saw one because they were bought by the same kind of people who bought Yugos.

 

You mean idiots?

 

That term is used for them a lot, but at least they were smart enough that when they went out to buy a vehicle that had to be pushed a lot, they got a light one.

 

On that basis, a Corolla would suffice, but likely would never have to be pushed.