If my Ranchero had a pet Ranchero, this might be it......

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  2. ribald1

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    Switch it to rear wheel drive, toss an aluminum 6 in it, and it would be a fun little car.
    Not for $8500, though.
     
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    Is it housebroken?
     
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    And where would that put the Smart car in this chain, the unwanted stepchild.
     
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    Wouldn't the Brat be the Ranchero's kid?
     
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    If the Brat came from a Rancherofamily I would demand a paternity test, someone was being naughty.
     
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    ^ thats precisely what I mean
     
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    And if the spare tire grows to full term , wouldn't that be a Chihuahuachero.
     
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    That little thing only has one crumple zone...
     
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    Does the one crumple zone include the driver's carcass?
     
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    Likely
     
  13. ribald1

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    Maybe the Ranchero got a mail order Daihatsu mini truck after serving overseas.
     
  14. FordR500GT

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    Daihatsu makes trucks?
     
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    I don't know if they still do, but they did when the Brat was around and sent them here. At least into the early 80's.
     
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    Wow. I didn't know that. I thought they only made the little throw away cars.
     
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    You probably never saw one because they were bought by the same kind of people who bought Yugos.
     
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    You mean idiots?
     
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    That term is used for them a lot, but at least they were smart enough that when they went out to buy a vehicle that had to be pushed a lot, they got a light one.
     
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    On that basis, a Corolla would suffice, but likely would never have to be pushed.
     

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