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  1. handy_andy_cv64

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    Unsafe is when you wearily trip over its threshold.:D
     
  2. TestDummy

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    Anyway…..
    My Grandma discovered an online knitting forum. She was upset the other day because she apparently used the *wrong thread* and the Mods banned her.
     
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  3. 1965 Ranchero 66G

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    That just left me in stitches.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Sew what? You can patch yourself up.
     
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    Thats an incredible Yarn...
     
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  7. 1965 Ranchero 66G

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    The cookie monster strikes again.
     
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  8. 1965 Ranchero 66G

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    That just left me yawrning.
     
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    Aw, quit needling him already.
     
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    Speaking of rancheros, I've bought three in my life, guess the joke is on me.
     
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    I have two, but I've Never bought one.......:D
     
  12. 1965 Ranchero 66G

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    You have my never ending respect for your wisdom. Hobbies are a great thing to have.
     
  13. 1965 Ranchero 66G

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    Needling noodling what's the difference besides one you get pricked and the other you come up with a monster catfish.
     
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    There's a difference between 'noodling' and 'canoodling....'
     
  15. handy_andy_cv64

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    I have one, had another one, but I never bought either. The first one brought me a sum total of $1800 after getting totalled out, then sold very cheaply; Babe has cost me about the same amount to this point. So I figure my ownership is a zero-sum proposition, at this point.
     
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    I think I've invested but one dollar. Unfortunately, that one is followed by sum zeroes, too!

    Joseph
     
  17. handy_andy_cv64

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    Why do hillbillies (not our favorite member, mind you...) love Halloween?










    Because they're legally allowed to pumpkin.
     
  18. TestDummy

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    That's gross, and who's to say.
     
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    Gross, but funny (in a sick sense of the word "funny").

    Joseph
     
  20. 1965 Ranchero 66G

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    Inbred pump-kins ain't funny y'all.
     

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