Joke of the Day

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  1. Huevos

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  3. Hillbilly

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    This Hillbilly likes Halloween because of the outfits some friends come up with. Waiting to see what one in particular does for this year. Last year= Michelle zipped.jpg
     
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    Speaking of jokes ....
    I read the story about drinking brake fluid and it reminded me of a story that happened in some where in the late '70s to early '80s
    I worked in the garage of a gas station as a mechanic and all our engine swaps were done after hours so we could keep the bays open during the day.
    Needless to say that involved a good amount of beer,after the engine was installed and we were trying to get it to start .
    We determined that it was in need of some gas down the carb, so my boss sent one of the kids out to the pump to get some gas the kid grabbed a Miller High Life bottle and brought it inside.
    My boss poured some fuel into the carb and set the bottle down and then thought it was time to take a good gulp of beer... which one did he pick up?
     
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    Maybe go to Walmart and see what new kit they have on the shelf?

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    Cool ! But Hillbilly don't do Chinamart.
     
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    It certainly makes for a helluva Beer O'Clock!
     
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    I was talking about your friend.
     
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    Logic Sean. Female this side of the Mississippi +WalMart = A given you shouldn't bet against. I don't fathom the allure that place has but you can bet on any woman in this area darkening the doors of WalMart at least once every week if not more often. Rude staff, rude customers, your car get's more door dings in the lot, and the quality of the merchandise generally sucks. I met Sam Walton when his first store was established here many years ago. I bet he is spinning about 1,000 rpm in his grave over what his kids have done to his business plan. Sorry about the rant Sean but I avoid the place like the plague.
     
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    I do as well. They don't really carry anything that I can't get elsewhere. Their appeal is (was) one-stop shopping. We had a regular Wal-Mart, recently upsized to a Super Wal-Mart. Since then, it's really not that pleasant a shopping experience. I'd rather wait two days and get it from Amazon, which has become the same thing, but it comes to my door instead.

    Joseph
     
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    And without the People of Wal Mart (People of Amazon are the dum@$$ed 'porch pirates') in tow.
     
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    Then this be in the wrong thread.
     
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    No, it's in the right place...Joke's on the rich buggers who have just not figured out that the hillsides of greater Los Angeles county are not conducive to home living, no matter how much money they have.
     
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    That's the funniest thing posted on this thread ^^^^
     
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    This site reminds me of this video sometimes..

     
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    That's pretty funny. Nice job bringing this thread back.
     
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    Looks like two pre-adolescents slap-fighting. Definitely fits here.
     
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    They're probably shouting this:

    "Valvoline!"

    "No, Castrol!"

    "Synthetic!"

    "No, conventional!"

    "Multi-weight!"

    "No ... "
     
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