Discussion in 'Lounge' started by colnago, Oct 11, 2019.
Followed by the lunching of the aforementioned crotch grenade.
So if a husband is lost in the middle of the desert 63 miles from anyone and he opens his mouth to speak, is he still wrong?
Ask this husband.....
I read somewhere that the jump stunt was the longest car jump in Hollywood history at that time, and it destroyed the jump car, despite heavy reinforcement.
We all know it was wrecked. Remember, Clark got robbed by the guys who repaired it.
I'm talking about in reality, not as part of the movie. I also seem to recall the stuntman busted his back on landing/impact.
She was real. No joke.
Watch the Donkey tap the screen..
Bumped into this on YouTube. Some darned good ones in here:
"Jokingly, he said, 'Happy Thanksgiving. Now go get stuffed, ya bunch of turkeys!'"
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
It would be funny if it weren't true!
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