Joke of the Day

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  1. beerbelly

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    Crotch grenade....
     
  2. handy_andy_cv64

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    Followed by the lunching of the aforementioned crotch grenade.
     
  3. Clark

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    So if a husband is lost in the middle of the desert 63 miles from anyone and he opens his mouth to speak, is he still wrong?
     
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  4. TestDummy

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    Ask this husband.....
     
  5. handy_andy_cv64

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    I read somewhere that the jump stunt was the longest car jump in Hollywood history at that time, and it destroyed the jump car, despite heavy reinforcement.
     
  6. TestDummy

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    We all know it was wrecked. Remember, Clark got robbed by the guys who repaired it.

     
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  7. handy_andy_cv64

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    I'm talking about in reality, not as part of the movie. I also seem to recall the stuntman busted his back on landing/impact.
     
  8. TestDummy

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    She was real. No joke.

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  9. Huevos

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    Interesting video,
    Watch the Donkey tap the screen..
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  10. handy_andy_cv64

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    Bumped into this on YouTube. Some darned good ones in here:

     
  11. handy_andy_cv64

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    "Jokingly, he said, 'Happy Thanksgiving. Now go get stuffed, ya bunch of turkeys!'"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
     
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  12. Huevos

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    It snowed last night...
    8:00 am: I made a snowman.
    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
    8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
    By noon it all melted
    Moral:
    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
     
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  13. colnago

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    Huevos,

    It would be funny if it weren't true!
     
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