Merry Christmas Ranchero.US!

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  1. TestDummy

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    Jesus don't want no fancy manger.
     
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    Exactly. Which keeps the Forum God happy.
     
  3. As Is '66

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    Whatever works to get the Christmas Spirit moving in our lives...

    Happy Birthday Jesus

    Like a family tradition, some folk send the same Christmas card each year too...

    Merry Christmas Ranchero USA
    Dennis & Ann
     
  4. As Is '66

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    You`re correct!
    He ain`t got no fancy one here neither, but when I went to get it out Last Year, the old one needed replacin` then...

    Merry Christmas @ one week from Christmas Eve



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    Tornado warning issued soutwest of us & this bad weather is headed our way
     
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    As the Tornado Warning came across the screen, it stated "Mobile Homes are`nt storm worthy" or something similar...
    SO, I headed for the deerstand... ;)
    Hunker down!!!
     
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    But this is what happens in your deerstand:

     
  7. TestDummy

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    t really was no miracle. What happened was just this. The wind began to switch, the house to pitch, and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch.
     
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    Ohhhh, myyyyyy...a 'Friend of Dorothy....'
     
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    And yes, when I typed that, it was in George Takei's voice!
     
  10. Huevos

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    Merry Christmas,
     
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    Yessir Mr. @handy andy cv64 That was me blowing in the wind...
    Mary said Yes I will, and Jesus was born in Bethlehem
     
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    An A- in gym. Bull!!! Rudolph was not the best athlete, hence the fact the others wouldn't let him join in the reindeer games.
     
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    Here's a great manger scene. Doc Brown must have set the flux capacitor to 00/00/0000, by accident.
    BTF-XMass.jpg
     
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    Just for Christmas:
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    A Merry Christmas to All...
    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the garage,
    There wasn't a trace of a Chevy or even a Dodge.
    The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
    So I figured I'd mess with the Ranchero for a bit.
    I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
    When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty good!"

    Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
    And there, by the workbench, stood good ol' Saint Nick!
    We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
    Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?
    I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin,
    "But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"

    His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
    Turned into a smile and he said "Hey! Ya, let's go!!"
    So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,
    We pushed the Truck quietly into the street.
    Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
    I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.

    The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
    But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.
    With TA`s a' crying and headers aglow,
    We headed on out where the Classic Trucks go.
    And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
    With every shift up as I went through the gears.

    Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
    So I backed off the gas and said "You wanna drive?"
    Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
    When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!
    Then the big block exploded with pure exhaust sound!
    Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground!

    Power shift into second, again into third!
    I sat there just watching at loss for a word.
    Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
    "Merry Christmas to all, it's a hell of a night!!!"
     
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    Merry Christmas Ranchero people
    [​IMG]ROCKEFELLER CENTER, NEW YORK
     
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    Izzat Nakatomi Plaza in the background?
     
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    I think so....:D
     

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