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  1. TestDummy

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  2. ForistellFord

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    No I've never done that hang gliding thing. I guess I like my life too much.
     
  3. TestDummy

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    Hang gliding is on my 'How I will not die' list, along with base jumping and countless others. Bear attack is not on the list.
     
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    Got chased by a Grizzly with 2 cubs in Denali Park years ago. Lived to tell about it. Made my list.
     
  5. handy_andy_cv64

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    Same here. Only two things that fall from the sky: bird guano and fools.
     
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    My girlfriend and I got chased by an Elephant Seal at Ano Nuevo state Beach, those Big Bull Males can really Boogie for their size.
    would have been a terrible way to die...
     
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    Terrible? It would be epic. You'd be famous for a couple days. I would start a GoFundMe and make sure your family got some of it.
     
  8. Huevos

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    Well, I may have to rethink My demise,
    Didn't Andy Warhol say everybody gets 15 minutes of fame??
     
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    Getting mauled by a bear, bitten by a shark, hit in the head by a meteor, stabbed by OJ....those are noteworthy and acceptable deaths.
     
  10. Kiwirancher

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    Interesting -- the footage of the Elephant seal beating up on the Cortina and Toyota ute is here in Gisborne NZ. It was a few years ago but made quite a bit of Press ---
    Denis
     
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