RECKITT BENCKISER: VERY IMPORTANT POOPERS BY HAVAS NEW YORK

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  1. andrewok1

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    are you among the very important poppers ????
     
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    There ain't nothing on this planet that will handle my vaporous odors.
     
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    so u just stink
     
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    Give that man a cee-gar! Actually, that was in jest, but I've been considering that or the Poo-Pourri to try out, see if it really works.
     
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    Old fashioned clothes-pin. Or you could try a ghost pepper to take your mind off it - -
     
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    would not suggest striking a match
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    I make ghost pepper hot sauce, which has become very popular around these parts. So much so, I'm thinking about starting an LLC and doing it for extra cash.
     
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    Is the by-product ghostly gasses.
     
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    No. Not at all. It's a magic elixir. Nobody that uses it has gotten sick or died in the past year.
     
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    Living embalming fluid. ?
     
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    That's very tasty, with a kick.
     
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    'Kick.' That's a funny one to use. Reminds me of the story of the chili cook-off, which I may have posted elsewhere or on this site. I'll see if i can find it again. And TestDummy, I've not had a ghost pepper in anything I've eaten, but I've had chili where the 'secret ingredient' is sulfur.
     
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    • Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:

      Recently I was honoured to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a Chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me that I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted.

      Here are the scorecards from the event:

      CHILI # 1: MIKE'S MANIC MONSTER CHILI

      JUDGE ONE: A little to heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.

      JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.

      FRANK: Holy Shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with this stuff. I needed two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. Those Texans are crazy.

      CHILI # 2: ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI

      JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.

      JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavour. Needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

      FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave of two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to walkie-talkie in three extra beers when they saw the look on my face.

      CHILI # 3: FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI

      JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.

      JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili. A bit salty. Good use of red peppers.

      FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced.

      CHILI # 4: BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC

      JUDGE ONE: Black Bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

      JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods. Not much of a chili.

      FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb bitch is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating.

      CHILI # 5: LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER

      JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

      JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

      FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no linger focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly from a pitcher onto it. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Freakin' Rednecks! ! !

      CHILI # 6: VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY

      JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.

      JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions and garlic.

      FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!

      CHILI # 7: SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI

      JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

      JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum. Tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge # 3.

      FRANK: You could puta #)$^@#*&! Grenade in my mouth, pull the #)$^@#*&! pin, and I wouldn't feel a d@&$ thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my X*$(@#^&$ mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit, to match my X*$(@#^&$ shirt. At least the during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the four inch hole in my stomach.

      CHILI # 8: HELEN'S MOUNT SAINT CHILI

      JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending. This is a nice blend chili, safe for all; not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.

      JUDGE TWO: This final entry isa good balanced chili, neither mild now hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank.

      FRANK: - - - - - Mama?- - - (Editor's Note: Judge # 3 was unable to report).
     
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    That is so good , nearly spilt my beer laughing.
    Denis.
     
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    I've entered six chili cook offs: One 1st place, five 2nds, one Most Unique, and two Hottest. One of my 2nd place finishes was with a friend at work at the 2016 Charlottesville Chili Showdown and Brew Ha Ha. Something like 20 teams, most local restaurants. We didn't get 1st because the guy who won bought $200 of the special gold vote chips, worth 2 votes each. We lost by 10. I feel we won. And hey, it went toward charity. Felt good beating all the 'pro's' though.
     
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    Great charity....they did a lot for my nephew.
     
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