You work in the fertilizer section of the store, guess you don't spend much time thinking about what that stuff is.
pfft, who needs fertilizer, the chit gets deep enough right here........LOL....'sides, i was shlepping christmas trees this morning, so there.
Does appear that you have put on quite a bit of weight, maybe it should be 'bear' rather than 'bare'.
Having been called Pa, and the pic showing nekkedness = Bare is my choice of word use... Yeah the 185 pounds does show