It actually started as the ZIMA virus, but Coors threatened to sue and they changed it to the "Zika"Virus and blamed mosquitos.. So all of you with small brains that drank the stuff know what happened to you...
Never heard of a zima, but if it came down to kissing one of the clipped hair gals from Berkley or SF, I would chose a Coors. Seen far to many guys that switched teams afterwards to try it myself.