Friday Humor

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  1. D.B. Roberts

    D.B. Roberts In Overdrive

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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

    The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

    "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.

    "Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the basket.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

    "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price."

    On the PA system: "Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down"!!!
     
  2. TestDummy

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    That is AWESOME!!! I just saw that a case of Bud was $15.99 at the local Sam's Club. $10 is a great deal.
     
  3. ribald1

    ribald1 Banned PLATINUM MEMBER

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    Agreed. $10 for an 18 pack would be a great deal!
     
  4. Denny

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    Ya'll completely miss the point. That stuff really works. The Budweiser I mean, not the face cream. When properly applied, it would be a bargain at twice that price. :D
     
  5. TestDummy

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    Clean Up at Denny's house!!!
     
  6. Hillbilly

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    Silly boys ! Beer Goggles work on women too ya know. :D
     
  7. 72GTVA

    72GTVA Administrator Staff Member

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    Tequilla has also been known to make clothing fall off.

    That can be good AND bad. Depends on the state of the subject of the equivalency standard
    and the concerted application of the standard adjustment vehicle to the beholders and the beholden.

    Complicated formula, but have to agree, the Budweiser was probably a better buy.
     

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