You said the second half of it. I condensed it into one, easy-to-understand sentence. Have you forgotten who we're dealing with here? No offense.
I know, that was hilarious, wasn't it. See, what he did here was look at a stupid picture of a complete fool, then say it was me. Classic Carl, right there. And to think, that's the guy I just busted my ass for, sending him two big parts interchange books. Imagine how funny he'd be if I wasn't so nice to him.
I am nice to all. If people want to be jerks to me, so be it. I am the better person. Head held high.
